Funnyy definition

school:
A place where parents pay and children play<<

Life insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that u can die rich<<

Nurse:
A person who wakes u up 2 give u sleeping pills<<

Marriage:
Its an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree & a woman gains her masters<<

Divorce:
Future tense of marriage<<

Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower<<

Lecture:
An art of transferring information from notes of the lecturer 2 the notes of the students without passing through"the minds of either"<<

Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work<<

Father:
A Banker provided by nature<<

Doctor:
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills u by bills<<